According to the Patriot Act, Acting on the items of the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence, will classify you as an enemy combatant.
Preamble to the Declaration of Independence:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
Section 215, 218, 214 and I would say 505 of the Patriot Act determine that you CANNOT do ANY of the things mentioned above or TALK about anything above without being termed a "Terrorist" by the Patriot Act. (go look em up here)
The most effective statement from the Patriot Act comes from Section 1016 (c)
"(c) POLICY OF THE UNITED STATES- It is the policy of the United States--
(1) that any physical or virtual disruption of the operation of the critical infrastructures of the United States be rare, brief, geographically limited in effect, manageable, and minimally detrimental to the economy, human and government services, and national security of the United States;
(2) that actions necessary to achieve the policy stated in paragraph (1) be carried out in a public-private partnership involving corporate and non-governmental organizations; and
(3) to have in place a comprehensive and effective program to ensure the continuity of essential Federal Government functions under all circumstances."
Do I have a King? Yes. His name is Obama. UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.
and finally, I bring you the first line of the Patriot Act, Specifically the last four words.
"To deter and punish terrorist acts in the United States and around the world, to enhance law enforcement investigatory tools, and for other purposes." -USA Patriot Act HR 3162 Statement Line before table of contents.
Well. Like the title says: "Celebrate Historical Rebellion. Forget Real Time Rebellion."